J007 - USED IN A SENTENCE (Contributed by NMT - 21 Sept. 2005)

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1. Use BE COOL and I'LL BUY in a sentence.
...The tourist went to Mayon volcano in I'LL BUY, BE COOL.

2. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.
...(phone rings).....Hello? Who SCHOOLING?

3. Use AFFECT in a sentence.
...Maria is wearing AFFECT diamond ring.

4. Use ADIEU in a sentence.
...If you are ADIEU, the Arabs will kill you.

5. Use DECANTER in a sentence.
...You can order that medicine over DECANTER.

6. Use DELETION in a sentence.
...The balat of DELETION is crispy.

7. Use DESPISE in a sentence.
...Who baked all DESPISE?

8. Use DIFFERENT and DIFFERENTIAL in a sentence.
...I am looking for DIFFERENT of this boy to get DIFFERENTIAL consent so he can go to the picnic.

AND NOW FOR THE FILIPINOS WHO CAN READ AND UNDERSTAND TAGALOG:

9. Use BORROW in a sentence.
...Ang dumi naman ng BORROW mo.

10. Use CAESAREAN in a sentence.
...Lintek, anak, mag-ingat ka, CAESAREAN mo iyang laruan mo.

11. Use CONTEMPLATE in a sentence.
...Pare, ang dami-daming pagkain, pero, ko-CONTEMPLATE.

12. Use ARTESIA in a sentence (if you don't know what this is, it's a city [or street] at the L.A. COUNTY in CALIFORNIA)
...Nako naman, ang ganda-ganda nang bebot na yun, pero, ma-ARTESIA.

13. Use CADET in a sentence.
...CADET ko si Maria nung isang gabi. Ngayon, ikaw naman ang CADET niya.

14. Use CARDIAC in a sentence.
...Na CARDIAC yung kotse ni Pedro noong isang gabi.

15. Use CENTURION in a sentence.
...Na-CENTURION si Pedro ng tatay niya dahil sa kalokohan niya.

16. Use DEDICATE in a sentence.
...Pag ginamitan ng glue, siguradong DEDICATE iyan.

17. Use DELICACY in a sentence.
...Bagal mo... DELICACY mahuhuli na tayo.

18. Use DEPRECIATE in a sentence.
...Sister, DEPRECIATE already, kaya pwede na tayong kumain.

19. Use DIFFUSION in a sentence.
...Brownout...siguradong DIFFUSION pumutok.

20. Use LAITY in a sentence.
...Taga "laity" si Imelda Marcos.

21. Use MENTION in a sentence.
...Ang laki ng bahay nila, parang MENTION.

22. Use ebonic word MOTHA' FUCKA' in a sentence.
...Iho mag-ingat, ka baka MOTHA' FUCKA'

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J006 - MIRAKULO (Contributed by NMT - 21 Sept. 2005)

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Nagpunta si Gorio sa simbahan at kinausap si Padre Sal para maibalik ang kanyang mahal na asawa.
Padre Sal : Kakausapin ko ang asawa mo, basta pangako mong di ka na maglalasing.
Gorio : Pangako ko po sa inyo yun, Padre.
Kinabukasan, nakita ni Padre Sal na umiinom na naman si Gorio sa kanyang kapitbahay.
Padre Sal : Anak, nagsinungaling ka na naman...nangako ka sa aking di ka na maglalasing.
Gorio : Padre, hindi po alak itong iniinom ko kundi tubig.

Inamoy ng pari ang baso at tinikman ito.
Padre Sal : Anak, nagsinungaling ka na naman...alak ito at hindi tubig.
Lumuhod si Gorio at sinabing, " Alleluia ! Alleluia...Padre, ang mirakulo sa Israel ay narito na...ang tubig ay naging alak!

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